Dear Whomever You Are:I love you and laugh too loud. I'm an artist. I like poetry, long walks on the beach, and comic books. I'm obsessed with pie, giraffes, and pancakes and I plan on living forever.Oh and I have this thing where I want to save the world...PS - When I grow up I wanna be a cat.PPS - My back-up plan is be a mermaid...

 

neeta-inari:

thewintersupersoldier:

niggaimdeadass:

thatdudeemu:

cringepics:

the gentlemen you meet on tinder

Just why keep going?
Like give it up Bruh
She don’t want you
Nobody wants you

wow

don’t ok cupid and tinder have like a report to the police option or something? cause they should 

Wow

my-onlyretreat:

Please someone make a cheesy movie called “Tinderella” about a guy who swipes right on a girl but the girl abandons her account and has to find her in real life

beedrilf:

cis people: *makes a joke at trans peoples expense*

trans people: please dont that is bad

cis people: learn to take a joke! its not transphobic because i said it isnt! dont be so offended by every little thing!

trans people: *makes a joke at cis peoples expense*

cis people: image

i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed:

pussykraken:

i honestly dont know how, when early 2000s dreamworks execs were faced with producing a cheap and fast knock-off capitalising of the success of finding nemo,  a movie composed of celebrities faces mo-capped and pasted onto uncanny valley fish people, fish puns, baffling attempts at hip-hop culture, mafia movie tropes, a plot stolen from a spaghetti western, a subplot shitting on L.A and jack black converged into existence but The Lord finds a way

dont you dare talk shit about Shark Tale who the fuck even are you

i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed:

pussykraken:

i honestly dont know how, when early 2000s dreamworks execs were faced with producing a cheap and fast knock-off capitalising of the success of finding nemo,  a movie composed of celebrities faces mo-capped and pasted onto uncanny valley fish people, fish puns, baffling attempts at hip-hop culture, mafia movie tropes, a plot stolen from a spaghetti western, a subplot shitting on L.A and jack black converged into existence but The Lord finds a way

dont you dare talk shit about Shark Tale who the fuck even are you

itsninjam:

tedmosbyisnotajerk:

if anyone ever asks me what tumblr is i’m gonna show them this video and just walk away

GOD ITS 5AM AND IM TRYING TO HOLD IN MY LAUGHTER FUCK

(Source: theblackrichardcurtis)

stfump:

rose-coloured-rain:

trick-or-pete:

carcrashteainthestars:

trick-or-pete:

All the boys who the dance floor didn’t love

And all the girls who’s lips couldn’t move fast enough

Sing

Until your lungs give out

this aih a sehn its ah gah dah arh rehs

marauders4evr:

As emotional as the Hobbit trailer was though, I love how it tried to be dramatic about who would die and who would survive.

Would Bilbo survive?

Would Legolas survive?

Would Gandalf survive?

It’s a mystery!

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