Dear Whomever You Are:
I love you and laugh too loud. I'm an artist. I like poetry, long walks on the beach, and poking dead things with a stick.
I'm obsessed with pie, giraffes, and pancakes and I plan on living forever.
Oh and I have this thing where I want to save the world...
PS - When I grow up I wanna be a cat.
PPS - My back-up plan is be a mermaid...
do you ever feel like there’s just so many pretty girls but most dudes are just subpar like there are radiant goddesses everywhere and just piles and piles of guys in backwards baseball caps and sandals
it’s called makeup
you can put eyeliner on a frat boy that doesn’t change the fact that’s he’s wearing a neon muscle shirt and nike flip flops
i want to write the kind of short stories you read in english class that are on this weird level of surrealism that they still haunt you years down the road
in year 10 i wrote a story and when i got it back my teacher told me he couldnt sleep properly after reading it
please publish that story